2010年7月25日星期日

Rookie Sam Bradford Needs Help

Setting up the offense for a rookie quarterback who's likely the starter for week one without anyone to throw to?

That's like building a house without a bathroom. It'd be pretty annoying having to use the neighbor's bathroom, or, god forbid go in the great outdoors.

I would imagine it'd be similarly annoying trying to win games as a rookie quarterback with no guaranteed playmaker in your receiving corps.

Terrell Owens jersey could be the St. Louis Rams' bathroom.

No, not that he would be easy to dump on, but he could be an essential piece to any kind of early success for Bradford. The last few highly drafted quarterbacks all had help last time I checked.

Matt Leinart had Larry Fitgerald jersey. Too bad for him it's like having the bathroom but not the key to unlock the door. He still hasn't figured it out in Arizona.

Matt Ryan played with a true stud in Roddy White and later got Tony Gonzalez. He had the key to the house, used the bathroom, flushed and washed his hands. Translation? He did everything he needed to win in Atlanta in his first season.

Mark Sanchez had not only a top-five running game in 2009 to work with, but he also had established receivers Jericho Cotchery and Braylon Edwards as well as speedy and physical tight end Dustin Keller.

Sanchez was like the bottom part of a toilet seat in New York last season. He made sure everything stayed above water and didn't let anything fall through. He performed well in the latter parts of the season and into the playoffs.

Matthew Stafford jersey didn't have to face too high of expectations in Detroit. That's why, when Detroit nabbed Stafford to go with Calvin "Megatron" Johnson, every Lions fan and his sister called each other and were oh-so excited for 2009.

Well, Stafford was like the bathroom plunger. His play kinda stunk, but as expected, he did his job well enough to garner some praise.

Then again, what plunger costs $40 million guaranteed?

And now finally, I leave you with Sam Bradford. He is like the shower in the bathroom. He's going to clean up that team's offensive woes—assuming he gets some help. new Terrell Owens jerseycould be like a shampoo and conditioner bottle for the Rams, helping the team wash away the offensive struggles of last season while helping clean up young bright spot Donnie Avery's all-around game.

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